Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Pretty Little Liars 4X01 thoughts


        "Closed caskets keep secrets. His is open and exposes yours.                     Kisses, Bitches -A"

I am still having problems posting on my blog but I think I managed to solve the problem. Hopefully.

Wow just wow. There is a reason why this episode was the most tweeted season premiere of all time. (It beat The Walking Dead's season 3 premiere)

Lets get right into it. We last left the girls opening the trunk of Wilden's cop car and now we finally get to see what's inside it. A pig yep that's right a pig. We waiting all of these months for a pig? While the other girls a too busy being in shock, Mona decides to get in the car and steal the police camera data.


Monday, 17 June 2013

Teen Wolf 3x01 thoughts

                                        Stiles: "Hey Lydia, is that from the accident?"
                                        Lydia: "No... Prada bit me"
                                        Stiles: "Your dog?"
                                        Lydia: "No my designer handbag" 

I know that this is a week late but in my defense I did write this up last week its just that my site has been having comp probs lately.
It’s been a long, really long time but Teen Wolf is finally back y'all, and back with a bang.

So it’s been 4 month break since the season 2 finale and. We learn of Colton

Haynes' fate (since he is now in another awesome show called Arrow) which means goodbye Jackson. Turns out after everything that had happened Jackson's father moved him and his family to London. But before he left Derek gave him the "how to be a werewolf 101 lesson" and Lydia has only spoken to him once or twice which means that they are officially dunzo.

Scott and Alison are still broken up and of course are awkward when they see each other for the first time across from car windows. But while they are avoiding each other in cars, a Deer comes running or should I say crashing into Lydia's car window (that poor window) Scott and Stiles go see how the girls' are but him working at a vet assistant and being y'know a wolf goes to check on the deer and he can sense that it is terrified.

Isaac is being tortured but then a girl on a motorcycle (played by Meagan Tandy) rescues him and attempts to escape on the bike. While riding they are being pursued (on foot) but two alpha twins played by (Charlie and Max Carver) yep those twins from Desperate Housewives. When the motorcycle crashes the twins then go all wolf but not your average ordinary wolf. They merge into one big giant humanoid wolf. Which I gotta admit was pretty cool. When the biker girls takes down the wolf which looks to be like a modified stun gun with a flash grenade. Isaac then passes out.

Scott in the meantime is getting a tattoo or at least trying to get one turns out when he finally got the tattoo it was burning which felt wrong so he took of the bandage and the tattoo started to heal which he then asked "how come Derek has a tattoo"?

Meanwhile Scott's mum is apparently come to terms with him being a wolf but

she's still new to it. So when Isaac and biker girl are rushed to the hospital. Scott's mum immediately sees Isaac and asks him what happened. But he is too worried about the biker girl. Scott's mum goes to her next and she says that she needs to find the alpha. Scott's mum automatically thinks of Derek (why not peter?) but biker girl says "no not Derek.....McCall" which just so happens to be Scott's last name.

Next day Alison is in her room being all silent getting ready for school but her dad wants her to stay home for a day or so. Because it will be the first time since she has been to school since her mother had passed away (killed herself) well she was the head teacher after all or receptionist. (I forgot which one)

At school Scott rides up on his new bike and he parks and sees two black bikes that look exactly the same (I wonder who they belong to?) Lydia trying to get over Jackson has been spending the night with different guys so when in school she is looking at the freshman to see who she wants next while Alison is focusing on herself. But when she said that, who should get a slow motion entrance but the Desperate Housewives twins. Which of course leaves Lydia and Alison speechless?

New teacher alert! In their English Lit class (I'm guessing) we are introduced to the new teacher Ms. Blake. And her first rule is to have all cell phones off.

Back at the hospital Isaac wants Scott's mum to call Derek but she can't get a hold off so he suggests calling Scott. But surprise she can't get a hold of him either because his phone is turned off. So she calls the school and gets Scott out of class. Scott leaves but while in class Stiles learns that Lydia's dog "Prada" bit her on the ankle. At that time Stiles says "what's the saying: once, twice but three." Right then and there a crow flies into the window (you can even see the blood) but when Ms. Blade looks out of the window the sky is full of crows that then descend upon the class crashing through the windows and attacking the class.

At hospital Isaac is still worried about biker girl but an Alpha has infiltrated the hospital posing as a nurse and gives her some Anaesthesia (I'm guessing) which puts her to sleep. Isaac is with Scott's mum while his werewolf-ness is healing his wounds. But while he is on the operating table the surgeon is P'O'ed because he can see that all of Isaac's wound are healed so he wants a patient that needs to be on that table. Scott has arrived in the hospital and heads directly to the operating room but before he gets there a blind man asks for Scott's help. A nurse takes Isaac back to his room but this isn't just an ordinary nurse no no no. Another alpha has infiltrated the hospital and this time Scott sees him which leads to a fight in the elevator. Of course Scott can't beat an alpha by himself so cue Derek's epic season 3 debut.

Derek explains that himself, Peter and Isaac have been looking for Erica and Boyd since they have been kidnapped which is news to Scott. Stiles arrives and tells Scott the situation at the school but to thank Scott for his help with Isaac Scott asks Derek how he can get a tattoo that does not heal. The method...get a blow torch and burn it onto your body which is of course verrry painful. After the painful tattoo branding Derek asks Scott to leave but not before Scott scratches off the newly painted red door which reveals the alpha symbol. This is when Derek comes clean and tells them about the alpha pack.

Meanwhile Biker girl has escaped from hospital and arrived at school and bumps into Alison and Lydia asking for Scott. While there she grabs their arms and leaves a mark which later Alison and Lydia realises that their marks match. Biker girl leaves after being spotted by the alpha twins. She heads into the locker room which is where every alpha from this episode shows up and fights her. While this is going on Derek explains that the alpha pack has a leader and goes by the name Deucalion. Biker girl is bloodied on the floor after being beaten by the alphas and here we see the blind guy from the hospital walking up to her and explaining a few things. Turns out that the blind guy is Deucalion and he is so afraid of Scott that he knows that he can't kill him which is where he will get Derek to kill Scott for him.

In the closing moments of the episode we see that the marks on Alison and

Lydia's wrists are on the floor to where Erica and Boyd are being held! DUN DUN DUN

Well what a very good episode to start the season and I can tell that it’s just going to get better and better. Can’t wait till next week.

Thursday, 6 June 2013

Awkward 3X08 thoughts

                                     Jake: YES you used your phone man, I win! HAHAHA!
        Matty: You just shaved your legs and have pink finger nails. Whose the real                                                                 winner here?



My first post back. Here we go!


So this episode was the start of Jenna and Colin's spark. We knew Nolan Funk's character Colin was going to be a potential love interest for Jenna but we just didn't know if Jenna would feel the same way. Turns out Jenna is feeling more for Colin the he is for her right now.

But before I talk about that situation let’s talk about the episode first. Jenna and Tamara are watching their guys: Matty and Jake play Football/Soccer. We then see Matt groupies who just happen to be the same girls that was dancing with at the homecoming dance. The girls were just being normal groupies you know: cheering and being crazy. But then Matty takes off his shirt and the girls go even more crazy. Matty apologizes for the girls' behaviour but Jenna doesn't mind because she isn't jealous of them. Tamara on the other goes cray cray when she sees one Jake groupie among the dozen of Matty groupies. She had some harsh words for that groupie which I will not mention at least not yet.

During her writing class along with Colin and the awesome bitch Sadie. Her
Sociopath teacher (who just happens to be named Mr Hart) offers the class an assignment which will earn them at least 50% of their grade. Jenna decides to not to take up that offer and play it safe which of course Sadie points out. This leads to some events which in the end her teacher manages to manipulate Jenna into reading something personal at a bar called "Bean There Done That" where it just so happens to be open mike night, and if she doesn’t 50% of her overall grade would be a 0.

Jenna doesn't want any of her friends there: Matty, Jake not even Tamara. (speaking of friends, where was Ming this episode? Even the Asian Mafia was
missing.) Matty willing to prove to Jenna that he is not clingy decides to
spontaneously claim that he and Jake were having a bro night which of course surprised Jake and by association Tamara because ever since becoming "Jakara" they do everything together.

Back in Jenna's bedroom she is deciding what to talk about at the bar. The
Guidance Counsellor turned Vice Principal turned Guidance Counsellor again gave her the advice to read something from her blog. August 26 2011. Tamara meanwhile goes into the kitchen to get something to drink and bumps into Jenna's mum and mentions the open mike night.

So when Jenna goes to the bar, she is greeted by the Guidance Counsellor Ms Marks and also her parents. To make matters worse she sees Mr Hart when she was about to leave, she also sees Colin who I'm guessing was there for support and Sadie who was there to watch her make a fool of herself as usual. Sensing that J was nervous the Guidance Counsellor decides to warm the crowd up for her and do a very weird intimate dance.

Next its Jenna's turn and her parents' are happy that they are there to witness this but as soon as Jenna tells them what her story is about "How I lost my virginity" Jenna's dad immediately leaves saying "I shouldn't be here" which is right because no father should have to hear how his daughter lost her V card. At first Jenna felt uncomfortable but then she got into it even adding a few quips of her own about the host. She even spoke about Matty's signature smelling of the arm pits.

Meanwhile at Jake's house the bro night is in full swing but all the boys can talk about is their girlfriends. So Matty and Jake make a competition. They both turn their phones off and no one can mention their girlfriend's name. Simple right? Well it is proving harder for Matty and Jake because every conversation that they have always consists of them about to mention Jenna or Tamara's names. So to keep themselves distracted they have a series of competitions. You know because that's what us boys do. Whether it's: Eating a burnt steak off of the floor, eating a bottle of cinnamon, downing a bottle of hot sauce, eating a raw onion or painting your nails pink and shaving your legs, Y'know usual guy stuff. Turns out Matty loses the competition because he takes a picture of Jake shaving his legs using his phone. After taking the picture he sees that he has a missed call from Jenna saying that she wants him there.

After her success she gets a compliment or as close to one from Mr Hart. Sadie on the other hand was far from impressed as usual. But Colin on the other hand was the complete opposite. So while her mother and Ms Marks were talking (are they back to being bff's now) Colin invited Jenna out for a bite to eat. While they were eating Matty finally called Jenna back but she ignored it but when Alex (Colin's girlfriend) calls he accepts and tells Jenna that she's just trying to make him jealous because he was missing out. Turns out Colin ditched his girlfriend and her friends to go and see Jenna at the open mike night. But while he was on the phone to Alex he was holding onto Jenna's arm. At this point you can see the chemistry, cupid's arrow has struck Jenna and she felt it. But once Colin got off the phone explains that he didn't really feel anything, didn't really feel that he was missing out, he wasn't at all jealous. Jenna says that this could mean that he trusts her but then Colin says "Or he's over it" and by it he means the relationship. At this point Jenna then ignores another phone call from Matty.

Jenna returns home to her mother who was waiting up to tell her how proud of her she was. But then she started to quiz Jenna about Colin and claming that she already has a boyfriend aka Matty. The episode ends with Jenna and her monologue and Matty knocking her window but her pretending to be asleep.

So are you Team Matty or Team Colin?

I'm back!

Hey guys sorry I've been M.I.A since December, I've just been really busy. But good news is that I'm back now and just in time for the summer shows to start. For those of you were sending me messages through twitter: Yes I have been keeping up with all of the shows and yes I will do my thoughts for most summer shows like Pretty Little Liars and Teen Wolf but not shows like Drop Dead Diva and Dexter. But I will say that I am a bit behind with some of the recaps so bare with me. I will still post news about tv shows but not all of the time so this blog will mainly be focused on my thoughts/reviews of Television Shows.