Stiles: "Hey Lydia, is that from the accident?"
Lydia: "No... Prada bit me"
Stiles: "Your dog?"
Lydia: "No my designer handbag"
I know that this is a week late but in my defense I did write this up last week its just that my site has been having comp probs lately.
It’s been
a long, really long time but Teen Wolf is finally back y'all, and back with a
bang.
So it’s
been 4 month break since the season 2 finale and. We learn of Colton
Haynes'
fate (since he is now in another awesome show called Arrow) which means goodbye
Jackson. Turns out after everything that had happened Jackson's father moved
him and his family to London. But before he left Derek gave him the "how to
be a werewolf 101 lesson" and Lydia has only spoken to him once or twice which
means that they are officially dunzo.
Scott and
Alison are still broken up and of course are awkward when they see each other
for the first time across from car windows. But while they are avoiding each
other in cars, a Deer comes running or should I say crashing into Lydia's car
window (that poor window) Scott and Stiles go see how the girls' are but him
working at a vet assistant and being y'know a wolf goes to check on the deer
and he can sense that it is terrified.
Isaac is
being tortured but then a girl on a motorcycle (played by Meagan Tandy) rescues
him and attempts to escape on the bike. While riding they are being pursued (on
foot) but two alpha twins played by (Charlie and Max Carver) yep those twins
from Desperate Housewives. When the motorcycle crashes the twins then go all
wolf but not your average ordinary wolf. They merge into one big giant humanoid
wolf. Which I gotta admit was pretty cool. When the biker girls takes down the
wolf which looks to be like a modified stun gun with a flash grenade. Isaac then
passes out.
Scott in
the meantime is getting a tattoo or at least trying to get one turns out when
he finally got the tattoo it was burning which felt wrong so he took of the
bandage and the tattoo started to heal which he then asked "how come Derek
has a tattoo"?
Meanwhile
Scott's mum is apparently come to terms with him being a wolf but
she's
still new to it. So when Isaac and biker girl are rushed to the hospital. Scott's
mum immediately sees Isaac and asks him what happened. But he is too worried
about the biker girl. Scott's mum goes to her next and she says that she needs
to find the alpha. Scott's mum automatically thinks of Derek (why not peter?)
but biker girl says "no not Derek.....McCall" which just so happens
to be Scott's last name.
Next day
Alison is in her room being all silent getting ready for school but her dad
wants her to stay home for a day or so. Because it will be the first time since
she has been to school since her mother had passed away (killed herself) well
she was the head teacher after all or receptionist. (I forgot which one)
At school
Scott rides up on his new bike and he parks and sees two black bikes that look
exactly the same (I wonder who they belong to?) Lydia trying to get over
Jackson has been spending the night with different guys so when in school she
is looking at the freshman to see who she wants next while Alison is focusing
on herself. But when she said that, who should get a slow motion entrance but
the Desperate Housewives twins. Which of course leaves Lydia and Alison
speechless?
New
teacher alert! In their English Lit class (I'm guessing) we are introduced to
the new teacher Ms. Blake. And her first rule is to have all cell phones off.
Back at
the hospital Isaac wants Scott's mum to call Derek but she can't get a hold off
so he suggests calling Scott. But surprise she can't get a hold of him either
because his phone is turned off. So she calls the school and gets Scott out of
class. Scott leaves but while in class Stiles learns that Lydia's dog "Prada"
bit her on the ankle. At that time Stiles says "what's the saying: once,
twice but three." Right then and there a crow flies into the window (you
can even see the blood) but when Ms. Blade looks out of the window the sky is full
of crows that then descend upon the class crashing through the windows and
attacking the class.
At
hospital Isaac is still worried about biker girl but an Alpha has infiltrated the
hospital posing as a nurse and gives her some Anaesthesia (I'm guessing) which puts
her to sleep. Isaac is with Scott's mum while his werewolf-ness is healing his
wounds. But while he is on the operating table the surgeon is P'O'ed because he
can see that all of Isaac's wound are healed so he wants a patient that needs to
be on that table. Scott has arrived in the hospital and heads directly to the operating
room but before he gets there a blind man asks for Scott's help. A nurse takes
Isaac back to his room but this isn't just an ordinary nurse no no no. Another
alpha has infiltrated the hospital and this time Scott sees him which leads to a
fight in the elevator. Of course Scott can't beat an alpha by himself so cue
Derek's epic season 3 debut.
Derek
explains that himself, Peter and Isaac have been looking for Erica and Boyd
since they have been kidnapped which is news to Scott. Stiles arrives and tells
Scott the situation at the school but to thank Scott for his help with Isaac
Scott asks Derek how he can get a tattoo that does not heal. The method...get a
blow torch and burn it onto your body which is of course verrry painful. After the
painful tattoo branding Derek asks Scott to leave but not before Scott scratches
off the newly painted red door which reveals the alpha symbol. This is when
Derek comes clean and tells them about the alpha pack.
Meanwhile
Biker girl has escaped from hospital and arrived at school and bumps into
Alison and Lydia asking for Scott. While there she grabs their arms and leaves
a mark which later Alison and Lydia realises that their marks match. Biker girl
leaves after being spotted by the alpha twins. She heads into the locker room
which is where every alpha from this episode shows up and fights her. While
this is going on Derek explains that the alpha pack has a leader and goes by
the name Deucalion. Biker girl is bloodied on the floor after being beaten by
the alphas and here we see the blind guy from the hospital walking up to her
and explaining a few things. Turns out that the blind guy is Deucalion and he
is so afraid of Scott that he knows that he can't kill him which is where he
will get Derek to kill Scott for him.
In the
closing moments of the episode we see that the marks on Alison and
Lydia's
wrists are on the floor to where Erica and Boyd are being held! DUN DUN DUN
Well what
a very good episode to start the season and I can tell that it’s just going to
get better and better. Can’t wait till next week.
